What the Fuck Wednesday

Yes, that is a condom that measures and shows off penis length. What the Fuck?

As Buck Wolf says "One small consolation: The Spanish manufacturer only sells metric-based condoms, so if you don't do the centimeters-to-inches conversion, it might make you feel 2.54 times larger than you actually are. " If you live in the US, that is!

If you need some, buy 'em here!

What the Fuck Wednesday

Moo cards? Business Cards? Calling Cards? Heck no! Try these Meat Business Cards...

What the Fuck Wednesday

Yep, It's carved out of cheese. What do Miss Rodeo, cheese and New Mexico have in common?

Nothing that I can think of!

If you need one, go visit the cheese lady here!

What the Fuck Wednesday (on Thursday)

toilet paper...I had no idea that there were so many opinions out there about how the tp must be put on the holder. We were at a lovely birthday dinner a few weeks back, and 1/2 of the adults there had very firm opinions about how the paper is placed. Several of them even change it when is isn't correct. What the Fuck? I mean it's tp and you wipe with it!

• Do you require the tp be hung over (like above) or under?
• Do you change it (if possible) when you are in the bathroom and it isn't "your way?"
• Do you prank folks who you know have a preference?

Some references for you "anal" folks: here, here, and here

What the Fuck Wednesday (on Thursday)

Two of my favorite things, moustaches AND tattoos.

What the FUCK?

Image from here, which by the way, has some interesting stuff.

What the Fuck Wednesday

image from here

For You, Julie!

Now, before everyone gets all "ooh, that is so inappropriate" on me, this is actually a video capture from Scott Redford's work that showed at the Institute for Modern Art, Brisbane in 2007. So there. It's "art."

Plus also, clowns make me say WTF too.

The show is called Bricks are Heavy and concerns itself with (weighty) issues like the Queer v. Gay issues and AIDS.

What the Fuck Wednesday

This image from I Suwannee, original from I don't-know-where.

I know this was on Jamie's post, but It has been burned into my mind ever since I saw it. I can't stop thinking about it. Really. What the fuck? It HAS to be photoshopped.

What the Fuck Wednesday

WHAT THE FUCK?

Look closely, look very closely. It's not what you think it is.

Of course...from here.

What the Fuck Wednesday

Since our dear friend Sarah Palin has been in the news again...here's a recent family reunion photo of hers!

From Here.

What the Fuck Wednesday (on Thursday)

For those of you in to decor and stuff...may I recommend this for your next client?

From the annals of here.

What the Fuck Wednesday (on Thursday)

So, there is this site that has all kinds of tattoos on it. I found this one there:

WTF?

I might be a little obsessed with what people do to their bodies with needles and ink. Maybe it is because I just don't get it. Whateves.

What the Fuck Wednesday

tongue mohawk

from here

what the fuck?

What the Fuck Wednesday on Friday this week

I have been feeling a bit "down" due to the holiday (and due to the 400 plus posts I feel like I should look at in my reader since I was gone for 2 weeks). But this caught my eye today:

image from here of course

There are a whole bunch of people who failed English in elementary school apparently. There are so many signs, publications etc. with fucking stupid errors!

What the Fuck Wednesday

What if this was on the table at your company holiday party? WTF?

It's from here.

What the Fuck Wednesday...for the Holidays

Since everyone is doing "holiday gift lists" of their own kind, I thought I would do one of my own.

However, my list will contain items that most appropriately fit into the What the Fuck category. These will be gifts that you would say what the fuck? when you received them, or you might say what the fuck? when you saw it in the store on on line, and would never gift them...

So here we go, kiddies!

Bloomingdale's has LaPrarie Cellular Cream Platinum Rare

for a mere

$1000.00

What the Fuck?

I can get Oil of Olay at Walgreens for $6.99 and i bet it does the same thing...

What the Fuck Wednesday

Remember THIS one?

Now look at this one.

Who thinks of this stuff? Why would a person do it?

Yet another one from my inbox!

What the Fuck Wednesday (on Thursday)

Are you serious? There is hair color for "your hair down there?"

If you need some, (you can even get "fun" holiday colors like 'Lucky Betty' (green) and 'Love Betty' (red)) go to Betty Beauty.

No really, have any of you ever HEARD of coloring your pubic hair? I know that SGM and Decorno have tried conditioning theirs, so maybe this is next?

What the Fuck Wednesday

If you don't already read Tangobaby, you should. She cracks my shit up!

She introduced me to the Election Campaign Button Maker, and I think you should need to know about it too.

I have applied for a position (as Secretary of What the Fuck) in her cabinet for the 2012 election, and I think that each of you should consider it too. We need good people like you to run this country. See her post here for all of the details.

What the Fuck Wednesday

I can just hear it:

"Honey. let's have a hunting-themed wedding"

"Yeah, I can wear a camo cummerbund and tie"

"And I can pay someone a lot of money for this cake!"

What the fuck?! It's from here of course!

ps, someone "suggested" I change the title of these posts to WTF Wednesday, but I just can't do it. It would be a compromise, and I do this mostly for me. Besides, I like to see the word fuck in writing. It makes me laugh.

What the Fuck Wednesday

I can't believe I am posting this, as it is so politically incorrect, but it really made me laugh.

Who came up with this? WTF?

From here.

On another note, I hope you can read that. I need to know how to do that

"click to see larger image" thing. Any hints?