Do I, or Don't I?

OK, I am totally contemplating buying this issue of People Magazine. While I have been purchasing the fine journalism that is People Magazine lately, a dear friend of mine reminded me tonight that the pictures in these rags are totally fake, and we are just perpetuating the whole "I have to be skinny and perfect" stuff for our children. While I do believe all of this, I just am

SO IN LOVE WITH MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY.

I almost feel like I am in Junior High (circa 1984) where I want that cover (and wish there was a centerfold) of MM to hang in my locker. As a matter of fact, this reminds me of me and a friend in college who were so in love with a certain college basketball player for our team that I was willing to lick his sweaty arms as a display of my love for him...yes, you read correctly, lick his sweaty arms!

So, back to the point, I want to look at MM all day, but I am having a hard time reconciling that with the fact that he got some girl pregnant. Mind you, they have been "dating" for a year now, but come on, put your money where your mouth (er, penis) is, buddy.